wHOOP,

i GUESS THAT’D BE, uH, fLYING„, i KNOW IT’S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME AND THAT THAT’S A REALLY STUPID DREAM, i’VE BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE„„,

iT’S NOT LIKE i ALWAYS HAD A MOHAWK, bUT, uH, nOW THAT i HAVE IT i GUESS i’M GOING TO STICK TO IT A LITTLE LONGER, hEHE }:)

aH GOD, nOW A BIG THANKS TO 3,200+ fOLLOWERS„„ aRE YOU ALL REAL PEOPLE, bECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY THIS MANY WOULD ACTUALLY FOLLOW ME, aRE THERE EVEN THAT MANY HUMANS ON EARTH, i NEED TO ASK GOOGLE LATER„

oKAY NOW FOR THE BUSINESS, yES, tHERE’S ONLY ONE OR TWO MESSAGES WITH gAMZEE LEFT AFTER THAT NO ONE WILL PROTECT ME FROM WHATEVER YOU’RE GOING TO SEND IN, aLSO, uH, iF THERE’S ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO SEE, yOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE A POST ABOUT IT AND TAG IT WITH MY TAG, wHICH IS ASKIRLTAVROS BY THE WAY, iF YOU HAVE REPLY ON i’M PROBABLY GOING TO DROP YOU AN ANSWER, aAAND„, yES, aHM, i THINK THIS WAS ALL THE BUSINESS i HAD,

aNYWAY i’M GOING TO OPEN MY ASKBOX FOR SOME MINUTES FOR YOU, iT WANTS ALL OF YOUR SWEET WORDS, aLL OF THEM, iT IS, uH, rEADY,

uMH, hEY tEREZI PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE SMOOTHEST AND FINEST DANCEMOVES, yOU WILL EVER SEE„, oR, uH, wELL MORE LIKE SMELL OR TASTE, i’M NOT REALLY SURE„,uH, iN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, yEAH, 

gAMZEE JUST WHISPERED, tHERE’S ONLY ONE HE’S TRYING TO IMPRESS„„„,

i„„

i THINK i’M GOING OUT FOR A WALK FOR„, a WHILE„„„„

askirljade:

tavros and i are friends!!

i would never do anything to make him sad on purpose!!!
wait is this about how he felt flushed for me??

i still feel bad about that!!!
why would you bring that up?? you know i feel awful :(((

wait!!!

this tavros???

and this one??

i actually think tavros is over me!!!
hehehe :)))

i-i „ uH GOD, l-lIKE PREVIOUSLY „, sTATED„ gAMZEE IS JUST A REALLY GOOD FRIEND„ aND i KNOW FOR HIS FEELINGS BUT„„„„,

gOD THIS MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE,

i, uH, cONVINCED gAMZEE THAT A HUG SHOULD BE PERFORMED BY BOTH PARTIES, sO YES, wE REDID IT,

aND WE WATCHED SOME MOVIES TO GET INSPIRED, sINCE ROMANTIC STUFF IS ACTUALLY HARDER THEN YOU WOULD THINK AND, uH, yES i THINK WE DID IT RIGHT }:)

acTUALLY JUST WHEN HE WAS LOOKING, }:o)

oNLY IN TIMES OF NEED,

oNLY„, oNE TIME AND, uH„, 

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„„„„„„„„,uH,

LiKe MoThErFuCkInG fRiEnDsHiP, mIrAcLeS aNd A hInT oF pEaNuTbUtTeR :o)

wE ARE JUST REALLY, rEALLY GOOD BROS YOU KNOW„„

hEHE, hI, fIRST OF ALL THANK YOU ALL FOR +1,400 FOLLOWERS, wOW, wHERE DO YOU GUYS EVEN COME FROM, iS THERE A PLACE WHERE YOU WHERE ALL LURKING, lURKING AND READY TO ATTACK THIS LITTLE FOLLOW BUTTON, yES, yES, tHAT MUST BE IT„,

aND THE SECOND THING i WANT TO TELL YOU IS, uH, mY FRIEND gAMZEE IS COMING OVER TO MY HIVE FOR THIS WEEKEND SO WE WILL ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS TOGETHER, sO IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR US BOTH OR, wELL, jUST HIM, i’M GOING TO OPEN MY ASKBOX THING FOR A FEW MINUTES NOW, sO, yES, yOU CAN FILL IT WITH YOUR SWEET WORDS,

pEACE OUT, hEHE, }:D

oH GOD, i JUST GOOGLED CAVITIES, aND„

i AM SO SORRY, i WILL DO ANYTHING TO RAISE HUMAN MONEY SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO SEE A DOCTOR, i REALLY DIDN’T INTEND THIS, wAH„„,