EB: oh gosh
EB: so, this whole … dating thing is kinda new?
EB: and we haven’t met each other yet?
EB: so yeah
EB: thats how the sex is.
Not as good as I thought it would.
Of course John b8be.
I’m bringing Nic, don’t you worry. :::;)
If You Ask Me Like That
Id Say Pretty Damn Fashionable
Helloooooooo l8dy. :::;)
vRISKA WON’T HELP ME GET UP AGAIN SO i CAN’T GET A CLOSER LOOK, bUT i’M SURE YOU, uH, lOOK REALLY LOVELY, kANAYA
please talk to me.
i wish you would talk to me.
JUST SAY SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST FUCKING STARING AT ME LIKE THAT.
IS THIS WHAT I FUCKING GET FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SAVE YOUR ASS?
DO YOU THINK IT’S MY FAULT?
maybe it is.
yES, hE WAS THIS REALLY COOL GUY, aND, uH, hIS HORNS WERE REALLY HUGE, aND BELIEVE ME WHEN i TELL YOU, hE HAD ACUTAL WINGS SO HE COULD FLY AROUND AND-
Look. Do we may8e need to talk, anon?
Do you have a pro8lem with Toreadork? 8ecause I have a pro8lem 8-fold with how you’re speaking to him.
You see, Tavros here? He’s nothing like his ancestor. He’s pro8a8ly the weakest troll I know! He stays inside all day, playing his stuuuuuuuupid card games for girls and when he flarps, he chooses the weakest class! 8oy-Dum8fuck. He can’t even fly- I mean, I would know.
8ut guess what? I’m the only one allowed to tell him just how useless and pathetic he is. I’ll knock him down again and again, just to make sure that he gets 8ack up every time. And when I’m done with him, he’ll 8e a 8etter troll than you’ll ever 8e. So 8ack off, anon.
8ack the f8ck 8ff.
i AM, uH, nOT COMPLETELY SURE IF THIS WAS AN INSULT OR, wELL, sOME SORT OF COMPLIMENT,
iT KIND OF APPEARS TO BE BOTH SO, oUCH AND THANKS,
i gUESS, }:)
my head is all kinds of twisted up, brother.
ALL KINDS OF TWISTED AND KNOTTED
like some sort of nervous gnawing in your gut.
but i guess i could answer something if you send it on my way the best I fucking can.
CAN YOU HANDLE THE MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH?
(Receiving questions! I won’t be answering until I get a good number to answer all at once and release bit by bit since the makeup is a pain to put on and I don’t have the time or resources to do it every night. OTL)
„ uH, i„ gAMZEE IS„ EVERYTHING„ „,oKAY,
Ha, may8e this won’t 8e that stupid as I thought. I will answer everything 8ut…
…NEVER 8SK ME THINGS A8OUT PUP8!!!!!!!!
i GUESS i HAVE TO REBLOG THIS, oTHERWISE SHE’LL GET MAD AT ME„ bUT WHAT IF SHE GETS MAD THAT i’M REBLOGGING IT, aH„,
Drew this a little while back. Didn’t get the chance to post it until now ‘cause I was grounded. Eheh. Heh. Oops.
A-anyway, I just thought this would be a.. good idea. To draw. And stuff. Um.
Yep, so enjoy I guess.
This was pretty much completely inspired by this post. Which you must look at. And you should also follow that blog while you’re at it ‘cause it’s pretty awesome.
aW MAN, tHAT’D BE, wELL, rEALLY NICE IF THAT’D ACTUALLY HAPPEN,
mAYBE THIS IS HOW pETER PAN WANTS TO TEACH ME TO FLY, oR MAYBE NOT, uH, hEHE, tHANKS, tHAT MAKES ME KINDA HOPEFUL }:)